I HATE Slugs!
Snails - not so bad.
Slugs - loathsome.
With their slimy striated bodies and disgusting creepy habits. Have you ever felt a slug crawl over your hand? It's cold and wet, like a tongue licking you, but not so dribbly.
I would say "live and let live", were it not for the way they disrespect my garden - they've turned it into their favourite restaurant, and I'M NOT HAVING IT!
Read the poem, do the poll and have a laugh
Poem: War on Slugs - The Arena of War
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